Two lawyers are walking in the mountains, and they come upon a hungry mountain lion - they both freeze. After a few seconds, the first lawyer starts lacing up his shoes, getting ready to run. The second lawyer sees this and says, "What are you nuts? You can't outrun a mountain lion!" The first lawyer replies, "I don't have to outrun the mountain lion; I just have to outrun you."
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